zombieCyborg

...in the guts of that thing you love

kingcheddarxvii:

I queued this in December I’ve been waiting six months

(Source: tropius, via hallekiefer)

A cover of Avicci’s “Wake Me Up” from an incredible musician, Sam Meador

hallekiefer:

bestyoutubevideos:

who’s fucking? nsfw language

This is genuinely beautiful.

vanityfair:

Listen to this Dixieland jazz version of the Game of Thrones theme song (no spoilers).

More from the New Orleans Swamp Donkeys here

I want this to be played at my funeral

(via fallenwithstyle)

notecec:

Yes, this is Gilbert Godfried reading lines from your favorite video games.

Gottfried

(via thingsareswinging)

OkCupid profile contains:
"If you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best"
Extensive list of who is and is not allowed to even try to contact them and what they are allowed to say.
All photos have been poorly photoshopped to the point of looking like a high-contrast HDR alien
Does not contain:
A passion for SOMETHING in life. A skill, something, anything.
Full body photo
Ability to go a paragraph without SJW buzzwords
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OkCupid profile contains:

  • "If you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best"
  • Extensive list of who is and is not allowed to even try to contact them and what they are allowed to say.
  • All photos have been poorly photoshopped to the point of looking like a high-contrast HDR alien

Does not contain:

  • A passion for SOMETHING in life. A skill, something, anything.
  • Full body photo
  • Ability to go a paragraph without SJW buzzwords

(Source: sexaulity, via homebrewed-villainy)

bootslots:

do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace

and then you don’t get the point

Or the moment where you realize the person “judging” will do a shitty read and just pick the one they think their SO did.

(via okuroskye)

Seth Rogen & Snoop Recap Game of Thrones

(Source: wicnet, via asoiaftheories)